The Pet Peeves Post

So, what pisses you guys off most?
For me, it's greasy people, people who smell bad, man whores and normal whores.

First, we will start with the unhygienic, greasy people.
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?
Showering and keeping yourself clean is not a choice, it's mandatory for life. Now I'm not talking about those people who shower regularly and whose hair naturally greases, I'm talking about those people who don't shower for multiple days and don't take care of themselves physically. I'm sorry, but how can you let yourself get that way? I get uncomfortable without showering for two days, let alone multiple. Like greasy for my hair is 5 showers later for some people. It's just not right.

Now for people who smell bad.
Yes, everyone produces body odors and it is not optional to wear deodorant and shower regularly to keep yourself clean. It's a bit of a different story if you're allergic to perfume or deodorant or something, but still, shower every day. Another thing that falls under this category is people who wear enough perfume or cologne to choke me mid breath and leave me smelling like them for the next three hours. No. Just no.

Now for the man whores. I'm gonna smush the normal whores in here too, just because they fall under the same category. People, keep your legs closed, and keep your mouths off each others genitals. There is no need for you to have coitus with anyone who offers. If someone came up to you and offered you a dead squirrel bleeding from its eyes, would you take it? I didn't think so. Another thing is; if you act like a whore, people will start labeling you as so and make shit up about you, even though you could very well have chlamydia from all the people you have slept with. It also makes you sloppy therefore making coitus less enjoyable and desirable. Another thing is all of these greasy, ugly, loseresque people who are wheeling people as if it's going out of style. How the fuck does this happen? If you let the parts of you that people see look that bad, I don't even want to know what the parts that people can't see will look like. Clean up.

Anyway, end of rant, have a lovely evening.