The Overly Emotional Confused at Midnight Post

I don't know what's wrong with me.
Something fantastic starts in my life and I go and screw it up. I hate it.
Nothing has ever been able to go smoothly in my life. Everything just gets complicated and crashes down on top of me.
Last year, something happened to me that I haven't been able to forget about. Okay, more like someone, but that doesn't matter. A couple of months ago, I thought I was over it.. Nope. :( it was thrown right in my face bringing back everything that I've tried to forget about. I just want to curl up and die.
Everything is just so confusing if you throw other things into the equation because it all just ties together and makes a big mess that ends with me being crushed, again.
I don't know what to do anymore.
I know, it's weird for me to show any emotion at all, but this is killing me and I just needed to get it out for the world to see.
I'm so confused, and so hurt that I honestly just don't know what to do with myself anymore. Everything is just snowballing downhill and headed straight off the edge of a cliff.
Last time I checked, I wasn't that bad of a person, so why is karma all up in my face and just destroying me? I mean, you'd never tell by looking at me, but every day of my life, I'm hurting. I'm so good at pretending that everything is okay that it just seems natural to me now.
I am not writing this for attention, or sympathy, or anything like that. I am simply writing this because writing something for just myself to see isn't enough for me. I want every one to see this so that they know even the bravest, most confident people are hurting inside.

The Pet Peeves Post

So, what pisses you guys off most?
For me, it's greasy people, people who smell bad, man whores and normal whores.

First, we will start with the unhygienic, greasy people.
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?
Showering and keeping yourself clean is not a choice, it's mandatory for life. Now I'm not talking about those people who shower regularly and whose hair naturally greases, I'm talking about those people who don't shower for multiple days and don't take care of themselves physically. I'm sorry, but how can you let yourself get that way? I get uncomfortable without showering for two days, let alone multiple. Like greasy for my hair is 5 showers later for some people. It's just not right.

Now for people who smell bad.
Yes, everyone produces body odors and it is not optional to wear deodorant and shower regularly to keep yourself clean. It's a bit of a different story if you're allergic to perfume or deodorant or something, but still, shower every day. Another thing that falls under this category is people who wear enough perfume or cologne to choke me mid breath and leave me smelling like them for the next three hours. No. Just no.

Now for the man whores. I'm gonna smush the normal whores in here too, just because they fall under the same category. People, keep your legs closed, and keep your mouths off each others genitals. There is no need for you to have coitus with anyone who offers. If someone came up to you and offered you a dead squirrel bleeding from its eyes, would you take it? I didn't think so. Another thing is; if you act like a whore, people will start labeling you as so and make shit up about you, even though you could very well have chlamydia from all the people you have slept with. It also makes you sloppy therefore making coitus less enjoyable and desirable. Another thing is all of these greasy, ugly, loseresque people who are wheeling people as if it's going out of style. How the fuck does this happen? If you let the parts of you that people see look that bad, I don't even want to know what the parts that people can't see will look like. Clean up.

Anyway, end of rant, have a lovely evening.

The Bitching About Bitches Post

There's one thing I really can't stand.. And it's bitches.
Not only are they skanky, whorish and manipulative, but they also make you choose between your friends!
Like seriously, if someone put a pie in front of you and then put a cake in front of you an hour later and made you choose, which would you choose?! I mean, personally, I'd choose the pie because I like pie more than cake and pie has never been rude to me, nor has it ever let me down. I've also never puked up pie, that's major brownie points.
And all this talk of cake and pie gets me thinking, bitches are fat, and ugly. And speaking of sluts, holy! They need to learn to put on some pants! And cover up their tits! Nobody needs to see that! Like seriously! Bitches be crazy!

The Confusion Post

Have you ever had a moment when you already posted a blog but then realized something so you felt the need to post another? If not, you will learn from my experience.
So I have a snuggie, which I love because it is warm and purple.
I wear this snuggie quite often? But have yet to come up with an idea of how to keep the back half of my body warm if for example I had to pee. Not only is it awkward to get up and move a round, but it also makes me feel more lazy, which leads to stupidity. "why bother putting my pants back on if I am wearing a snuggie?" *tries to walk, falls on face* "oh yeah, that..." I mean really, how could I have not figured that out? But anyway.. Yeah, I just felt that the world needed to know not to use a snuggie as a substitute for pants, especially if they are still around your ankles.

The I'm Not Dead Post

I'm not dead, just computer less.
Let me explain.
My family and I took a trip home back in December. Someone cracked my laptop screen, it's been in the shop for a month and still isn't fixed. The end.
Yeah, it makes me so mad. :(
But good news, I get to go to Costa Rica next year for Grad! I'm super stoked!
Thats the only overly exciting thing to happen recently. Yeah, SO exciting.

Have you ever had one of those days when everything that comes out of your mouth just sounds stupid? Apparently that happens to me more often than not. People always laugh at me or interrupt me no matter what I'm saying. Thats why I'm lucky that nobody can interrupt me whilst typing on my own blog, which is mine.
I just realized if anyone ever gets ahold of my phone, I'm screwed..
It has my Facebook, email, twitter, instagram, pinterest, flickr, eBay stumbleupon, blog and my banking information.. SOMEONE COULD STEAL MY IDENTITY USING MY PHONE!!! WTF!!! AND THEY CAN SEND STRANGE THINGS BOUGHT OFF EBAY (LIKE UNICORN MEAT!! (see below)) TO MY HOUSE!! AAAAAAHHH!! Definitely not sleeping without my phone tonight... Or ever..
That is probably the scariest thing I've thought of all day that there is actually a percentage of a chance of happening.. I don't even know what to think. At least if a can of Unicorn meat shows up at my house, I'll know it's from someone who reads my blog on sexual Wednesday's, because there is no other kind of Wednesday.

PS. I just realized that killing a unicorn is a terrible deed and if someone sends a can of unicorn meat to my house than the Ministry of Magic will hunt me down and I will be in big, big trouble.. Don't send me unicorn meat..